Attack of the Bad Airplane Puns and Jokes Vol. 2

This volume will include Top Gun and Ace Combat-related puns... with folks getting tangled in the jokes a.k.a the unfortunate victims of the Punpocalypse.

"I MUSTANG you a question!" (P-51 Mustang to be specific)

"What happens if you combine a Stinger, a Superhero and an Airplane? SUPER HORNETS!" *cue cheesy superhero music in background*

"What's the name of the VTOL aircraft you can see at Hogwarts? HARRIER Potter!"

"I fear the situation is getting HARRIER right now..."

"At first you don't LOCKHEED, fly and fly again!"

"Don't make me play RAFALE on you!"

"The guy who attacked someone with a MIRAGE was charged with DASSAULT!"

"Apparently, GHOSTS happen to like ride on the B-2 SPIRIT!"

"Today, I'm bringing all of my stuff inside my FLATPACK!"
(To those who don't get the joke: The MiG Project 1.44 is known as the "Flatpack")

"Watching the WARTHOGS fly in the sky is never BOAR-ing!"

-ba dum tss!-

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Now for the Top Gun flavored jokes...

"GOOSE line is it?!"

"The pilot who keeps on slipping on the floor was named SLIDER!"

"I met a pilot who carries a magic wand with him... His name was MERLIN!"

"VIPER was angry yesterday, he threw a very HISSY fit..."

"I like hanging out with Tom Kazanski... He was a pretty ICE MAN."

"I failed to flip the BIRD even though I'm trying to WING it!"

"Looking for WOLFMAN? Sorry, he's out for the HOWL-idays!"

"BEE very afraid whenever you face STINGER!"

"The famous pilot? Are you describing HOLLYWOOD?"

"Magical piloting fish? You must be looking for MARLIN!"

"BRADSHAW me what you got!"

"One time, I went out with ICEMAN and we just CHILLED out for the rest of the day!"

"I'm so sorry about what happened between you and ICEMAN, did he gave you the COLD shoulder?"

-ba dum tss!-

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And if you thought the previous Disney Planes puns were bad...

"BLADE Ranger is indeed a CUT above the rest!"

"A Jolly Wrench's favorite subject in school happens to be... ECHO-LOGY!"

"Met one Wrench who did an exceptional performance, all I can say is BRAVO! BRAVO!"

"I'm just digging myself even DIPPER with these PISTON PEAK-related jokes!"

"I made that pun in a NICK of time!"

-ba dum tss!-

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Even Ace Combat gets pun'd!

"You BELKA have an explanation for this crap!"

"Hey PIXY, can you shut the FOULKE up already?"

"Well, well, well... Would you YUKE at the time!"

"OSEA what you did there!"

"I dialed a number in ERUSEA the other day; no one was responding... I kept on saying YELLOW? YELLOW! Is anyone on the line?"

"I can't reach you because I have to cross the OSEAN!"

"I see that you're GRUN with envy!"

"OURED you supposed to be making more crappy airplane puns?"

"Keep GALM and keep firing missiles!"

"Stop crying, it's not your GAULT anyways!"

"Combine soda, a shark and a badass plane, what do you get? COCA-AKULA!"

"I like the SORCERER and WIZARD squadrons a lot, they've really put me under their SPELL!"

"Well, SCHMIDT happens a lot!"

"What stories do PIXY reads? FOULKE Tales!"

"I saw PIXY at a dance class at one point... Seems he's practicing a FOULKE dance!"

"TOSCHA wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

"ILYA let you know when I come up with more lame puns..."

"AVALANCHE won yesterday... It was a LANDSLIDE victory!"

"Tinkerbell on a Plane? It must be PIXY!"

"Let me PIXY up that damaged plane of yours..."

"I went to an Estovakian musical the other day... It was known as Miss STRIGON!"

"I totally RAZGRIZ towards your opinion!"

"Rolling GRUNDER!"

"I'm going to BELKA, y'know... the land down GRUNDER!"

-ba dum tss!-

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I think I went too overboard with this crappy journal, LumeraLightstar, Topgun470, WindyThePlaneh and lockheed5b...

MORE PUNPOCALYPSE!

*sees a mob of angry pilots with torches and pitchforks*

Looks like I just dug myself even deeper with these bad puns...

*runs away because of angry pilot mob*